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WANGBU!

Wangbu is INFLUENTIAL!

SHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MALAKING KAWALAN SA BATTLE OF THE BANDS ANG HINDI PAGPERFORM NG WANGBU DOON! 

SHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KABUWISHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANGHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Tender Bear

My Tender Bear
Kamikazee

Nung una kang makita
Nabigyan ng liwanag
Ang pagtingin ko
Sa mga katulad mo
Kahit sang yakap lang
Kahit sang hipo lang
Pag sapit ng dilim
Sana ikaw ay
Makakantutan naman
El-na-elib sayo

Titigan lang kita
Tumitigas ang aking
Loob na mahaplos ang
Pisngi ng suso-mo-sobra
Na ba nararamdaman
Bastat pag sapit ng dilim
Sana ikaw ang
Makakantutan naman
Comfing-comfy sayo
Tender bear ko

At tuwing nag iisa
At di ka na kasama
Hanap ko ang yong matambok na pu-
Kelan kaya akoy naiinip na
Sana ay magkan.....tutan naman
Comfing-comfy sayo
Tender bear ko !

Welcome back.

Welcome back to the Wangbu Experience.

We now have a debut album, released to the pirate public on April 7, 2006, entitled Likuran (The Best of Wangbu Volume One) with the CD Cover posted here for your benefit concert for Ms. Gapas is on March or February something, and Brylle is a moron.

Once again, we such nonsense...
As so, hereby listed, and putted, we present Likuran: Album #1!!!

- by the Wangbunizer

The Wangbunized Ordertaker

            

THE ORDERTAKER
*The Wangbunizer*

(Don’t make me argue with you
You won’t like it when I harm you)

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

Meron ba kayong GRO? (Wala po!)
Meron ba kayong prosty? (Wala rin po!)
Meron ba kayong escort? (Ubos na po!)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (Bakla!)
Bakla?

Hoy! Bakla lang bang ma-o,
Bakla lang bang ma-oorder, ma-oorder
SHIT! Meron na ngang menu
Bakla lamg bang ma-oorder, O waiter
Sana naman may siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

[Repeat stanzas 1, 2, & 3]

Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!) Order! (Order!)
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang
Chicken mami, longsi, toci, at tapsi
Pancit, lugaw, at lomi
Tokwa’t baboy, pares beef
Fried siomai, gutom na talaga ako
(Fried siomai) Gutom na talaga ako

[Repeat 3]

T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lamang merienda!
T*** i**** carinderia, wala man lang magtitinda!

       

New Songs/Hits Released!

October 12, 2005
9:23 AM (GMT +8 Hours)

Before we start our compendium of songs and Wangbunized songs, we would like to dedicate our new album, entitled "Night Picks Nose", to our sponsors, namely T-back, Frenzy, Trust, Booger Machine, and etcetera for a nice inspiration.
Thanks for the tips!

The Wangbunizer